1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:02,998 ♪♪ 2 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:14,159 [Jacqueline] This is the Convent San Tanco, 3 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,214 built in 1572 4 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:25,166 on land granted by King Philip of Spain 5 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:28,036 to the De Cordova family, who rented it to us. 6 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,568 The rent was only one dollar a year, 7 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,962 and at those prices, nobody was complaining. 8 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,696 There was only one catch. 9 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:38,317 Every 99 years, the lease had to be renewed. 10 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:41,009 Now, another 99 years had passed, 11 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,618 and while we waited for the bank 12 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:44,278 to bring us the new lease, 13 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:46,062 we decided to commemorate the occasion 14 00:01:46,235 --> 00:01:48,055 with a group picture. After all, 15 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:50,108 we weren't sure we'd be around next time. 16 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:52,113 Okay, everybody say cheese it. 17 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,976 Just plain cheese, Sister. 18 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,987 Plain cheese, fancy cheese, 19 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,468 what's the difference? Smile. 20 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:19,181 Well, I guess I stuck my foot in it again. 21 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:24,751 ♪♪ 22 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:33,715 Whenseñor Moreno arrived from the bank that afternoon, 23 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:35,592 he brought some shocking news. 24 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,554 He will not renew the lease? 25 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:39,682 But there is a bright side to the picture. 26 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:40,895 There is? 27 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,993 Yes. SeñorDe Cordova 28 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:47,303 is willing to give you a reasonable time to get out. 29 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:51,651 And what is his idea of a reasonable time? 30 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:54,043 Say, three weeks. 31 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:58,268 Boy, I'd sure like to meet that señorDe Cordova. 32 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,009 I'd like to tell him a thing or two. 33 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,360 And when you finish, Sister, 34 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,049 I'll give him a piece of my mouth. 35 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:04,306 Mind, Sister. 36 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:05,658 No, I don't mind at all. 37 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,007 Sisters, Sisters, 38 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,147 our charity must extend to everyone, 39 00:03:09,319 --> 00:03:10,889 even señorDe Cordova. 40 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,980 You know, the sad thing is that to him, 41 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:15,499 we're probably just another piece of real estate. 42 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:16,853 I'm sure he's not familiar 43 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:18,502 with the work we do, or how we... 44 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,806 Sister, I think you've got something there. 45 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:23,203 He probably doesn't even know about our convent. 46 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:24,807 The work we do with the children, 47 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:25,897 helping the poor, 48 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,465 the-the clothes drives, 49 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,642 the food baskets, all the work we do. 50 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,558 We've got to bring him and let him know 51 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:33,263 what wonderful people we are. 52 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,130 And how humble. 53 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:37,573 Our invitation 54 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:38,999 toseñor De Cordova 55 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:41,215 went out that very afternoon. 56 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,135 Reverend Mother, 57 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,525 you have the sympathies of Gaspar Fomento 58 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:53,578 to console you in this, your great loss. 59 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:58,328 I insist on-on replacing it. 60 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:01,939 I am afraid that that will be impossible, Captain. 61 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,421 It was over 200 years old. 62 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:07,032 Thank heavens it was not new. 63 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,381 It's here, Reverend Mother. 64 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,734 The letter from señorDe Cordova. 65 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:14,694 Here you are. Hello, Captain Fomento. 66 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,343 [Bertrille] Is he coming? 67 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:17,907 Yes. Yes, he is. 68 00:04:18,082 --> 00:04:20,132 He-he will be here on Friday. 69 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,133 Does it not seem strange to you, Sister, 70 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:24,735 that suddenly, after 400 years, 71 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,436 a member of the De Cordova family 72 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:29,534 should appear and claim this property? 73 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:32,144 Why, yes, it does seem a bit weird to me. 74 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:33,835 Well, I have a theory in this case, 75 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,412 which leads me to believe 76 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,629 that this so-called De Cordova 77 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,279 calls himself De Cordova, 78 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:42,893 but is actually really only De Cordova, so-called. 79 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:44,325 Do you follow me? 80 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,071 You mean he's a fraud? 81 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:48,332 I prefer the word imposter. 82 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:51,415 Captain, I doubt that that is the case here. 83 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:54,505 Doubt. The magic word. 84 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:58,555 If there is room for doubt, there is room for suspicion. 85 00:04:58,733 --> 00:04:59,783 I beg your pardon. 86 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:01,391 I assure you, Reverend Mother, 87 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,432 that I will do everything in my power to see 88 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:05,777 that the convent remains undisturbed. 89 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,839 Well, lucky you are moving. 90 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,070 Finally, Friday came, 91 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,330 and we gathered to await our landlord's arrival. 92 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,528 Sir, do you mind pulling up your cart a bit? 93 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:57,974 We're expecting a large car. 94 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,490 I'm beginning to think 95 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,493 señorDe Cordova has stood us up. 96 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:03,315 Sister, I want to... 97 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,103 Sir, I think there should be someone 98 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:07,317 out here in a minute to accept the delivery. 99 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:09,887 Sister, I am señorDe Cordova. 100 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:12,885 I usually accept the delivery, but I... 101 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,458 You're what? 102 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:19,549 But it was our understanding 103 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:22,287 that the De Cordova fortune was considerable. 104 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:23,469 [De Cordova] Oh, it was. 105 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,734 It was until my-my grandfather 106 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:28,517 invested heavily in a new invention of his, 107 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,092 the incandescent bulb. 108 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,129 Why, I thought Thomas Edison invented that. 109 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,744 You know that, and I know that, 110 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,735 but my grandfather, he did not know that. 111 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:38,347 And what was left of the money, 112 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:42,788 my father put into a ship of his own design, 113 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,407 a ship that would not sink. 114 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:48,149 Unfortunately, it would not float either. 115 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,190 Someone beat him to the submarine, huh? 116 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:53,056 By the time of my inheritance, 117 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:56,238 all that was left was my father's debts 118 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,196 and this convent. 119 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,419 A sad story. 120 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,164 Yeah, I could cry. 121 00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:05,604 Well, I think I will look around 122 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:07,863 and see what I have left in this world. 123 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,623 About a carload of cobblestones 124 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,663 to patch up the courtyard. 125 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:31,932 Some new tiles for the roof. 126 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,453 It has to be painted, of course. 127 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:37,673 Well, other than that, I think 128 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:40,418 the convent's in pretty good shape, don't you think? 129 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,590 Oh, I couldn't ask for better tenants. 130 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,766 And believe me, Sister, wherever you go, 131 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:47,252 I give you the best of references. 132 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:49,383 Thanks a lot. 133 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:52,376 Oh, truly, Sister, I'm-I'm sorry. 134 00:07:52,558 --> 00:07:53,778 I'm a pious man. 135 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:56,081 It breaks my heart to make you leave, 136 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:58,038 but what else can I do? Yeah. 137 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,176 Well, I suppose after you sell the convent, 138 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,999 you'll be a rich man again. Oh, no, Sister. 139 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:06,918 I-I don't want to be rich again or ever. 140 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:10,265 At my age, what do I need with wealth? 141 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:12,136 I'm 68 years old. 142 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,617 Yeah, well, these days 143 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,017 that's just a junior senior citizen. 144 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,241 No. No, Sister. 145 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:21,760 A warm bed, some good food, 146 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:25,416 peace, quiet, a place for my donkey, 147 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:28,252 that's all I ask. That's all I need. 148 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,030 That's all? Really? 149 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:33,115 At my age, what else is there? 150 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,872 What I'm saying is 151 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:41,089 why couldn't Fabio live here, 152 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,169 and then he could have just what he wants, 153 00:08:43,347 --> 00:08:45,657 we wouldn't have to move? A man in the convent, 154 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,529 Sister Bertrille? Impossible. 155 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:50,361 We could fix up the cottage. That isn't exactly the convent. 156 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,660 No, but still... 157 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:52,745 It would be very nice 158 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:54,193 having a live-in landlord. 159 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,799 I mean, if anything went wrong, 160 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,750 like the plumbing, which it always does, 161 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,628 he'd be right there to complain to. 162 00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:05,146 Yes, but how do we know that señorDe Cordova 163 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,327 would agree to such an arrangement? 164 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:11,732 I've already asked him. He already has. 165 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:19,946 SeñorDe Cordova, we shall do everything in our power 166 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,524 to see that you are happy here. 167 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:24,481 How can I not be happy here? 168 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:28,091 For 30 years, I live alone in a little fishing village. 169 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,403 While he waited for our lease to expire. 170 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:34,050 Now I have all of this and a wonderful family, too. 171 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,135 Although, I always wanted boys. 172 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:43,229 Oh, before I forget, señor. 173 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,185 The new lease. 174 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,798 Oh, yes. Of course. Of course. 175 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:54,587 Is-Is something wrong? 176 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,857 Perhaps I-I should wait. 177 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,212 Wait? For what? 178 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,121 Well, you see, Sister, 179 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,036 in case this arrangement between us 180 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,391 does not work out, 181 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,340 I cannot wait another 99 years 182 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,958 to-to get my property. 183 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:20,791 Good morning, Fabio. 184 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:23,188 Good morning, Sister Bertrille. 185 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,581 Did you sleep well? Like a baby. 186 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,925 Good. For about one hour. 187 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,755 What was the matter? 188 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:33,243 It takes a little while to get used to a new bed. 189 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:34,845 Is there something wrong with it? 190 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,765 Oh, no, no, no. 191 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:40,860 It-it's not the mattress fault that it don't fit me. 192 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:43,161 Oh, well, we'll try and get you a new mattress. 193 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:46,038 Oh, no, no, Sister. I would not like to... 194 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,390 But if you're going to get another mattress, 195 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,560 a little longer, medium firm. 196 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,088 Right. 197 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,961 I brought you your breakfast. 198 00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:57,572 Oh, Sister, I don't like you to go to all the trouble 199 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,224 of bringing breakfast to me in... 200 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,568 Poached eggs? 201 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:02,838 You don't like poached eggs? 202 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,490 Oh, what's the difference, 203 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,104 as long as it's nourishing? 204 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:07,584 What kind of eggs do you like? 205 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,494 No, Sister, I don't want you to bother. 206 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,189 Listen, what's a family for 207 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,016 if not to bother every now and then? 208 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,374 Well, if you insist. 209 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,593 Make it a Spanish omelet with onions. 210 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:17,983 No peppers. 211 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,455 [mumbles] 212 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,065 One Spanish omelet. 213 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,935 Heavy on the onions. Kill the peppers. 214 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,637 Coming right up. 215 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,863 Sister Bertrille. What do I hear? 216 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,645 This so-called De Cordova 217 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,689 is living in a gardener's cottage? 218 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,905 Now don't rock the boat. He just loves it. 219 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:37,394 A De Cordova loves a gardener's cottage? 220 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,216 How quaint. I certainly would like 221 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,444 to meet this so-called De Cordova. 222 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:44,183 Well, you're just in time. 223 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:48,012 SeñorDe Cordova, Captain Fomento. 224 00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,965 Captain Fomento, señorDe Cordova. 225 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,844 Captain, it is always a pleasure 226 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,625 to meet a member of the armed forces. 227 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,060 San Tanco Police. 228 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,797 It is still a pleasure. 229 00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,368 I must be on my way. 230 00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:00,684 Just one moment, señor. 231 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,240 Do you play chess? 232 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,678 I have no knowledge of the game, Captain. 233 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:06,895 Good day, Sister. 234 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,514 Captain. Mmm-hmm. 235 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,256 It's very interesting, Sister Bertrille. 236 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,299 But according to my research, 237 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,614 all of the De Cordovas, 238 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,260 outside of one or two exceptions, 239 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,574 were masters of chess. 240 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,961 Well, maybe he's one of the exceptions. 241 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,534 Or maybe he's an imposter and-and up to no good. 242 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,622 Oh, Captain, everything is going just fine. 243 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:29,971 Please don't upset things. 244 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,880 Oh, do not worry, Sister Bertrille. 245 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,135 Captain Fomento is like a shadow. 246 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,838 He walks with the lightest of steps. 247 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,889 You see. You see. 248 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,286 If he can do this to me, 249 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,289 can you imagine what he can do to you? 250 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,821 So, this is the kitchen. 251 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,690 Oh, señorLandlord. Come in. 252 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,042 Thank you, Sister. 253 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,081 What-What are you making? 254 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:01,386 Arroz con pollo. Ah. 255 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,566 Oregano? 256 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,790 Oregano in arroz con pollo? 257 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,880 I shouldn't? Oh, of course. 258 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,619 If you like your chicken over-seasoned. 259 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,751 Well, if you don't like it, I won't use it. 260 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,883 Oh, no, no. What is the difference? 261 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,616 If everybody likes it, use it. 262 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,536 [tsking] 263 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,243 So much? 264 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,811 Señor,I'm cooking for 28 people. 265 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:30,239 You expect to serve so little to so many? 266 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:33,158 Well, of course, if you run out of food... 267 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:38,028 Chili sauce. Very good. 268 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:42,174 If you are making a hot tamale pie. 269 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,215 Señor,would you like to cook the dinner? 270 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,700 Oh, Sister, I would not dream of interfering. 271 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:55,971 So, that night we had chicken a la landlord. 272 00:13:56,139 --> 00:14:00,399 And if that wasn't bad enough, we also had the landlord. 273 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,932 Please, Sisters, go on with your dinner. 274 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,414 Don't let me disturb you. 275 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,019 So this is where you eat. 276 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,628 Nice. Cozy. 277 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,068 I-I left your dinner in your cottage, Fabio. 278 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,195 Didn't you see it? 279 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,857 Oh, yes, Sister. Thank you. 280 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,081 I'm going to have it later. 281 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:24,340 After all, cold food cannot get any colder. 282 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,335 It wasn't cold when I put it there. 283 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:32,919 Don't let me disturb you. And hearty appetite. 284 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,569 [Reverend Mother] SeñorDe Cordova, 285 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,573 would you like to come in and join us? 286 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,566 Oh, thank you, Reverend Mother, 287 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,918 but I wouldn't dream of intruding. 288 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,894 [music on TV] 289 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,330 Oh, hello, Fabio. 290 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,976 Just taking a little stroll, Sister. 291 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,936 Don't let me disturb you. 292 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,595 Well, it's almost 8:00. 293 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,726 What happens at 8:00? 294 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,089 8:00, the Masked Marvel meets El Diablo, 295 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,830 three falls to a finish, on Channel 8. 296 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,572 You want us to turn to that? 297 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:21,362 Oh, no, Sisters. You are enjoying the music. 298 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,660 Well, if you'd rather watch the wrestling match... 299 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,357 [De Cordova] No, it's not important. 300 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:30,535 I can read in-in-in the newspaper tomorrow 301 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,452 who is the world champion. 302 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,587 My money is on the Masked Marvel. 303 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,474 [men shouting on TV] 304 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,171 But I don't understand, Sister. 305 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,600 There's plenty for me to do around here. 306 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,337 Watching the Sisters, 307 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,428 advising them on this and that. 308 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,737 The Reverend Mother thought it would be better 309 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,964 if you had something of your own to keep busy. 310 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,444 Like what? 311 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,533 You said you used to have a fishing boat. 312 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,142 This is the same ocean, with barrels of fish in it. 313 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,104 But, on my fishing boat, I did not fish. 314 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:11,843 I used to take out the tourists 315 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,104 so they could fish. 316 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,626 Well, that's even a better idea. 317 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,709 Why don't you bring your boat to San Tanco 318 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,188 and do the same thing here? 319 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,978 Well, Sister, I would like to, but... 320 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,373 You would? Terrific. Except... 321 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,456 Except my boat sank last year. 322 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,116 Terrific. 323 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,030 I hope you didn't say anything 324 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,685 to offend señorDe Cordova. 325 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,639 No, he just said I'd given him an idea, 326 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,037 and he'd gone away for a few days to work on it. 327 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:38,041 And you have no inkling of what he had in mind? 328 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,704 No, except it didn't have anything to do with fishing. 329 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,129 DE CORDOVA [on loudspeaker] Ladies and gentlemen, 330 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,786 you are on the grounds 331 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,090 of the famous Convento San Tanco. 332 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:50,227 And you are standing on the very spot 333 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,840 where the pirate, Jean Laffite, 334 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,451 buried a fortune in gold! 335 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:57,582 But we have no time to dig for it now! 336 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,055 Sister Bertrille, 337 00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,145 you-you gave him this idea? 338 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:04,074 No. Maybe indirectly, but I... 339 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,593 We must put a stop to this. 340 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,545 ...how the nuns they live, 341 00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:12,513 they work, they play, and they pray. 342 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,253 Come on, folks! 343 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:23,129 Fabio, if this is your idea of an idea, 344 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,003 it's not much of an idea. 345 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,354 [whispering] It's perfect. 346 00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:28,262 It gives me something to do 347 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,348 and we earn money besides, 348 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,827 which we will divide 50-50. 349 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,878 SeñorDe Cordova, I wish to speak to you at once. 350 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,925 After the tour is over, Reverend Mother. 351 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,891 Come on, folks! 352 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,365 I've never seen anything like it. 353 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,285 Every time you walk, there's somebody. 354 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,770 I've never seen anything like it. They're all over. 355 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,861 Every single time I've gone into the yard, 356 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,250 they're there. Sisters, Sisters, Sisters, 357 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,774 one at a time, please. Reverend Mother, 358 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,078 we must do something. 359 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,604 How can we carry out our duties 360 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,207 with tourists swarming all over? 361 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,907 This morning, I got shot four times. 362 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,215 Shot, Sister? 363 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,180 Uh. with a camera. You know. Smile. 364 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,129 And one tour a day isn't enough. 365 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,477 Now he's bringing them mornings and afternoons. 366 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,957 When daylight-saving time's comes, maybe at night. 367 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,048 And he says if this business keeps up, 368 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,447 he's going to start selling candy prayer beads. 369 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,231 We're not going to let him open 370 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,405 a soft-drink stand, are we? 371 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:27,021 Sisters, I know that this is very distressing, 372 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,933 but we must remain calm. 373 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,328 We must keep our cool, 374 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,462 as Sister Bertrille would say. 375 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,245 [De Cordova] We will visit the nuns' sleeping quarters. 376 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,770 [gasping] 377 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,863 That is the end of my cool. 378 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:45,123 Sisters, we are going to tell señorDe Cordova 379 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,688 that we are vacating the premises. 380 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,645 [knocking on door] 381 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,004 Come in. 382 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,645 Pardon me, señor. 383 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,958 I was looking for Sister Bertrille. 384 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,565 I believe Sister Bertrille is in the convent, 385 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,006 where she always is. 386 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,792 Well, as long as I'm here, 387 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,616 do you mind if I sit down? 388 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,192 As you wish. 389 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,887 You know, señorDe Cordova, 390 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,501 I was reading about your family 391 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,152 in the public library. 392 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:16,066 My family would be very flattered, Captain. 393 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,852 Especially of your father, señor... 394 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,468 I forgot his first name. 395 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:23,769 Sebastian. 396 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,245 Correct. 397 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,985 I believe he was quite an epicure, huh? 398 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:33,257 His favorite dish was, if I recall, rather exotic. 399 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:36,003 Wild boar's head stuffed with rice. 400 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,475 Correct. 401 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,314 Señor,do you know what I think 402 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,752 was the most interesting thing about your father? 403 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,659 The strawberry birthmark on his left shoulder. 404 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,355 Right shoulder, Captain. Right again. 405 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,934 I see that we have been going to the same library. 406 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,576 Is there anything else? 407 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,277 Yes. 408 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,405 Momentarily, I am waiting for a communication 409 00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,287 from a distant cousin of yours, 410 00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:02,509 one Mercedes De Cordova, who now lives in San Juan. 411 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,774 And how does this concern me? 412 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:08,083 This may open the door, señorDe Cordova, 413 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,170 to something I have been most suspicious lately. 414 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,040 [speaking Spanish] 415 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,358 [Fomento] Sister Bertrille! Sister Bertrille! 416 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,537 I'm sorry, Captain. I can't talk to you now. 417 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,413 I have to go tell Fabio we're moving. 418 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,495 Oh, but momentarily I'm expecting evidence 419 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,504 that will make your moving unnecessary. 420 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:43,846 Really? Oh, I forgot. 421 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,635 This just came for you by messenger. 422 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,639 This is the proof I've been waiting for. 423 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,731 This will help me to unmask the imposter. 424 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:54,041 Here is the real señorFabio De Cordova. 425 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:57,775 Excuse me, Captain. 426 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,612 I have to go tell Fabio we're moving. 427 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,300 I would like to come along with you 428 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,827 and tell señorDe Cordova 429 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,700 that he is exonerated once and for all, 430 00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:07,352 beyond any shadow of a doubt. 431 00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:14,746 He's not here. All his things are gone. 432 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,406 What is this? 433 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,670 It's addressed to the Reverend Mother. 434 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:25,413 "I know that Captain Fomento is on to me 435 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,368 "and the fact that 30 years ago, 436 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,107 I committed a crime." 437 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,028 A criminal. I knew it all the time. 438 00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:34,253 Five minutes ago, you were exonerating him. 439 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:36,513 Exactly. That's why we exonerate. 440 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,556 You see, in the course of exoneration, 441 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:41,912 we often find out that a crime has been committed. Yes. 442 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,823 "For my crime, I would get at least 443 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,428 20 years in jail. 444 00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:47,038 "Since I will not live that long 445 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,048 "and do not want to cheat the government, 446 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,920 "I am leaving San Tanco forever. Fabio. 447 00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:55,273 "P.S. I am deeding the convent to the church." 448 00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:57,714 And here is the deed. 449 00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,801 Oh, he signed it. I knew he'd sign it. 450 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:01,490 It was just a matter of... 451 00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,668 He didn't sign it. Oh, dear. 452 00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,504 Now it will never be signed. 453 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:07,502 Well, if he's traveling by donkey, 454 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,424 he couldn't have gotten very far by now. 455 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,069 Reverend Mother, if you'll excuse me, 456 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:12,982 I think I'll go out and buzz the area. 457 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:18,985 Buzz? Buzz. 458 00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:42,714 Sister Bertrille, how did you get here? 459 00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:44,623 I-I took a shortcut. 460 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,318 Thank you. 461 00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:50,145 You-You found my note? 462 00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,365 Yes, but you left in such a hurry 463 00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:54,195 you forgot to sign the deed. 464 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,593 [exclaims] [speaks Spanish] 465 00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:58,856 Give me. I-I sign it now. 466 00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:00,939 Thank you. 467 00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:03,428 You know, um, Fabio, 468 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,819 you don't look like a criminal. 469 00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:11,385 Looks are deceiving. 470 00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:13,654 Yeah. Well, if you don't want to tell me... 471 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:15,517 No, no, no. I want to tell you. 472 00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:16,828 I want to tell you. 473 00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:21,657 Many years ago, 474 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:24,315 a young woman fell in love with me. 475 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,410 She had money, but no family name. 476 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,970 I had a family name, but no money. 477 00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:32,057 A perfect match. 478 00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:34,326 But the night before the wedding, 479 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,760 I left San Tanco. 480 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:36,976 That's a crime? 481 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,244 When I left, I took 482 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,847 the young woman's dowry with me. 483 00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,121 That's a crime. 484 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,640 Now, I am going to her, 485 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,034 and if she will have me, we will be married. 486 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,208 And then, I will no longer be a criminal. 487 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:51,214 Fabio, that's so nice. 488 00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:53,166 Well, Fabio, thank you so much. 489 00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:54,524 We'll never forget you. 490 00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:56,524 Don't forget to get the deed over 491 00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:58,216 to Reverend Mother right away. 492 00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:00,923 Oh, I will, via air mail. 493 00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:03,791 Goodbye. Goodbye. 494 00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,202 Sisters, it's here! 495 00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:26,416 Hey, hey, hey. 496 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:27,855 Look, look, look. What? 497 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:29,341 We got a postcard from Fabio. 498 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,381 Oh, how wonderful. What does he say? 499 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:32,987 He says, "Dear Sisters, 500 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,597 "I thought you would like to know 501 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,167 that I have found my Sarita, 502 00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,134 "and we will be married within the month. 503 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:39,962 "We are planning to visit San Tanco." 504 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,310 Oh, how nice. 505 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,700 Maybe we'll get to see them. 506 00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:44,402 Yes, I think so, because he wants 507 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,790 to spend his honeymoon in our gardener's cottage. 508 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:49,313 Will it not be a little crowded with two? 509 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,488 Sure. It'll be just like two peas in a pad. 510 00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:52,534 Pod, Sister. 511 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:56,504 "P.S. Please don't go to any trouble, 512 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:59,589 "even though Sarita is allergic to gas heat. 513 00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:01,409 "Don't bother to remove the heater 514 00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:03,197 "unless it's convenient. 515 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:05,241 "And if you happen to have 516 00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,896 "a double bed around the place... 517 00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:17,206 ♪♪ 518 00:25:17,256 --> 00:25:21,806 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0